the worst facebook fanpages

I have found more retarded fan pages on Facebook than should be acceptable. People are fans of feeling stupid, doing stupid things, and generally being stupid, and it's pissing me off. Can we please laugh at this so I don't end up hitting someone with a shovel?

March 9, 2010 at 6:43pm
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i dont hate you i just lost all the respect i had for u →

i 2 dnt h8 u i jst h8 how u spll thgs lol

January 25, 2010 at 9:05am
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When I see the words Why? or Explain. on my homework I die a little inside →

Man, I hate critically thinking and going beyond a multiple choice scenario. It really kills my buzz.

January 21, 2010 at 1:00pm
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I know ill regret it later, but right now, i dont care. →

As if the concept wasn’t stupid enough, read some of the wall posts to this bad boy. It’s sort of like fmylife, except people are proud of the dumb shit they do.

Exhibit A: “ye today i pressed a huge blob of mustard into some guys hair and now im in the shit :D and at the time i sadi yu no wt fuck it but now ima get expelled:D woops”

Exhibit B: “This happened to me when I decided to have a wank in one of the fitting rooms of a Zara shop”

Long live Facebook’s classy users.

12:56pm
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I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you. →

I’m going to guess that all the girls who join this page love Edward Cullen. Just a guess.

January 14, 2010 at 11:42pm
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Don't complain about grading 140 essays over the weekend, you assigned it. →

Someone clearly doesn’t understand how the educational standards work… take a few education courses in college and then SUCK IT.

10:05pm
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You can submit posts and ask questions now.

And you should do it, otherwise I’ll make a fan page about how much I hate you.

9:34pm
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I don't hate you, I'm just done with you →

I both hate AND am done with Facebook fan pages.

8:34pm
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I wet my toothbrush BEFORE I put the toothpaste on it. →

The single most BORING FAN PAGE EVER.

7:33pm
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George Lopez's saying "I got this" →

This has to be a hoax because nobody is a fan of anything George Lopez does, not even George Lopez.

9:41am
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I hate when teachers put questions on the test that aren't in the notes →

Gosh, I hate when I’m not spoon fed answers, but instead am forced to use the information I’ve been given and figure something out on my own using logic and reason.