March 2010
1 post
i dont hate you i just lost all the respect i had... →
i 2 dnt h8 u i jst h8 how u spll thgs lol
January 2010
30 posts
When I see the words Why? or Explain. on my... →
Man, I hate critically thinking and going beyond a multiple choice scenario. It really kills my buzz.
I know ill regret it later, but right now, i dont... →
As if the concept wasn’t stupid enough, read some of the wall posts to this bad boy. It’s sort of like fmylife, except people are proud of the dumb shit they do.
Exhibit A: “ye today i pressed a huge blob of mustard into some guys hair and now im in the shit :D and at the time i sadi yu no wt fuck it but now ima get expelled:D woops”
Exhibit B: “This happened to me...
I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i... →
I’m going to guess that all the girls who join this page love Edward Cullen. Just a guess.
Don't complain about grading 140 essays over the... →
Someone clearly doesn’t understand how the educational standards work… take a few education courses in college and then SUCK IT.
You can submit posts and ask questions now.
And you should do it, otherwise I’ll make a fan page about how much I hate you.
I don't hate you, I'm just done with you →
I both hate AND am done with Facebook fan pages.
I wet my toothbrush BEFORE I put the toothpaste on... →
The single most BORING FAN PAGE EVER.
George Lopez's saying "I got this" →
This has to be a hoax because nobody is a fan of anything George Lopez does, not even George Lopez.
I hate when teachers put questions on the test... →
Gosh, I hate when I’m not spoon fed answers, but instead am forced to use the information I’ve been given and figure something out on my own using logic and reason.
I Need To Stop Becoming A Fan For Every Fan Page... →
What is this I don’t even
saying "No one cares" right in the middle of... →
Wow, what a really cool thing… !
NO ONE CARES.
Hate it when you read something you dont want to... →
Why? Personally, I’m a huge fan of heart-sinking news. MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A FANPAGE.
I smile like nothing's wrong, but i go through... →
U dont kno how hard it is to b me .
I ♥ SLEEP →
No. See…no. If this had been a fan page called “Sleep” (as in,Joe Schmo is a fan of Sleep, then that’d be totally fine. But how are you a FAN of “I HEART SLEEP.” It when pages like this showed up that I knew facebook was going to the dogs high schoolers.
You think you're cool, but really you're one of... →
OMG that’s so funny because that’s EXACTLY what I was thinking about the creator of this fan page!
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshiit. →
Better get your EpiPen ready then, because that is all this group is.
Not being able to finish a sentence because your... →
Wait, what? Sorry, I wasn’t able to finish reading that sentence because I was laughing about the grammar.
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshiit. →
Better get your EpiPen ready then, because that is all this group is.
Trying to delete useless characters in a text to... →
I, too, am a fan of the insanely obnoxious character limit. Huzzah?
You Do Realize That You're Not Cool And Everyone... →
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CAN YOU LIKE, WALK A LITTLE FASTER OR GET OUT OF... →
Can you like, shut the hell up?
It's obvious you're ignoring my texts, you just... →
It’s also obvious that I’m ridiculously annoying, and you’re texting my friend because they agree with you about that.
sometimes, i don't text you, cause i want to see... →
Sometimes, I don’t join you, cause I want to see if you’ll capitalize first…
Instead of erasing, I try to turn the letter into... →
I, too, am a fan of trying to hide what a complete fucking idiot I am. I do this by not joining these pages.
Message Sent.......crap did i really just do that →
“You are now a fan.” Crap, did I really just do that?
Pretending to use the Force to open automatic... →
…Okay so maybe I do this. I wouldn’t join a fan page about it, though. …Probably.
Shes my best friend of course im going to tell her... →
I guess this is a reply to the “WHEN I SAY DON’T TELL ANYONE, IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR BEST FRIEND IS EXCEPTED” page, previously mentioned on this blog. Ignoring the lack of contraction marks, I’m glad that people are fans of being vindictive assholes. It gives me hope for our children.
Did I really just type all of that just to get a... →
Why would you “become a fan” of being annoyed? If I was a fan of being annoyed, I’d join a “I Love Facebook Fan Pages” page.
when I say don't tell anyone, it does not mean... →
I wish my best friend hadn’t told me about this fan page.
The Awkward Moment When You Get the Lyrics Wrong... →
More like, “The Awkward Moment When You Discover Another Shitty Fan Page.” AMIRITE?