Pretending to use the Force to open automatic doors. →
…Okay so maybe I do this. I wouldn’t join a fan page about it, though. …Probably.
I have found more retarded fan pages on Facebook than should be acceptable. People are fans of feeling stupid, doing stupid things, and generally being stupid, and it's pissing me off. Can we please laugh at this so I don't end up hitting someone with a shovel?
…Okay so maybe I do this. I wouldn’t join a fan page about it, though. …Probably.
would. Use the Force, that is. Not...it. I don’t want people to know that I’m a Jedi.