It's obvious you're ignoring my texts, you just sent one to my friend. →
It’s also obvious that I’m ridiculously annoying, and you’re texting my friend because they agree with you about that.
I have found more retarded fan pages on Facebook than should be acceptable. People are fans of feeling stupid, doing stupid things, and generally being stupid, and it's pissing me off. Can we please laugh at this so I don't end up hitting someone with a shovel?
It’s also obvious that I’m ridiculously annoying, and you’re texting my friend because they agree with you about that.